Coming for the holidays….

Confused by the many CD choices Craig has to offer? Here’s something to make that easier: a greatest hits compilation from the first ten albums. All the songs are completely remastered. Available as a beautiful jeweled case wonder….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd you can order them directly from Craig’s website, Craig’s blog or Craig’s Bandcamp site!

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Songs included are:


  1. The Hypnotist (Practical Hypnotism 2003)
  2. She Likes To Pull The Wings Off Flies (That Dress 2004)
  3. Ol’ Cape Cod (Uncovers 2005)
  4. Houdini Never Hung Around In Bars (Houdini’s Perspective2006)
  5. Goodbye Paul Tibbets (DeChirico Street 2007)
  6. Locust (Under The Mystic 2008)
  7. Narcissa (Better Liar 2009)
  8. Ghost Of A Chance (Perfect Wife 2010)
  9. Proximity Effect (Perfect Wife 2010)
  10. She Talks To The Snakes In Her Hair (She Talks To The Snakes In Her Hair 2011)
  11. Dancing On The Edge Of The Knife (Dancing on the Edge of the Knife 2011)

IT DON’T MEAN NOTHIN’…the tenth song from my new album


The tenth song on my new double album “BAD CHOICES/THERE MUST BE A CIRCUS IN TOWN” is an examination and exposition of self absorbtion.

(If it don’t relate to you)

  • (C. Robertson ’10)

    You can’t walk by any mirror you pass
    You cant walk by any mirror you pass
    First you check out your lipstick
    Then you check out your ass
    You cant walk by any mirror you pass

    It don’t mean nothin’ if it don’t relate to you
    D                                                                                  A
    It don’t mean nothin’ if it don’t relate to you
    E7                                       F#m D
    You don’t care if its tragic don’t care if its true
    A                                                    E7                      A
    It don’t mean nothin’ if it don’t relate to you

    There was a flood and Nashville washed away (2x)
    It aint raining here
    Is all that you could say

    When you get the blues the whole world has to stop (2x)
    I don’t remember making you
    And emotional traffic cop
    When you…

Johnny Stomp…second song from my new album

badchoices-johnnystompJohn “Johnny” Stompanato, also known as “Handsome Harry”, “Johnny Stomp”, “John Steele”, and “Oscar”, was a former United States Marine who became a bodyguard and enforcer for gangster Mickey Cohen. He is mainly remembered for dating Lana Turner and being stabbed to death by Lana Turner’s 15 year old daughter.